ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITERS, GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ. HE'S A FUCKIN BADASS. 

PINT SIZED BOTTLES, PINT SIZED DRUNK.

TODAY STEVE AND I BOUGHT 18 TINY BOTTLES OF WINE FOR A DOLLAR EACH. ITS A HOTEL MINI BAR EXPLOSION IN OUR LIVING ROOM.

SIDE NOTE: WE DIDN'T DRINK THEM ALL. ;)

THIS BLOG IS GOIN 2 BE ABOUT MY MEDIOCRE LIFE WITH MY MEDIOCRE BOYFRIEND AND OUR MEDIOCRE PETS AND OUR MEDIOCRE FASHION, OH AND ALSO ABOUT OUR MEDIOCRE FOOD WITH EXXXTRA GARLIC.  WELCOME TO MY MEDIOCRE LIFE.